shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget
but those are just my thinkies (cute way of saying thoughts)
(via phantasmagoricalzenith)
europeans have types of racism i didn’t even know existed
you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism
“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.
(via dctormccoy)
also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said โpieces of him on the floorโ
(via rileyr0123)
bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
(via melancholicbisexual)
“you can’t pick and choose what you like from canon” common misconception! yes you can
(via melancholicbisexual)
MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER
ON IT BOSS *changes from my regular t shirt into an identical t shirt that just has the word COCK on it*
(via wuackamole)
Abandoned intersection near Ottawa. [720 × 404].
The Parliament of Traffic Lights will decide your fate
(via spacecadetstef)